10 Things I Learnt in Engineering

THE REAL-EXPECTATION MIRAGE

Ya.. you heard it right, this is real as hell..
All graduation students have a tendency to overthink or expect more out of everything..
Here..Let me give an example to make it clear...

• when you were a fresher you assumed your classroom to be this..

                but later you found out that your classroom was actually this..

• You assumed, that you would enter canteen and start ordering anything..but actually you stood among 23 guys like you and waited for your order to be taken..                                                                                                                                                                                                                                
• You assumed, the girl walking in front of you as sexy ..Getting excited you overtake her only to realize she wasn't(boys would know what i am talking about).                                                                                                                                                                                                             
• You assumed, you would get selected as lead of college team sports but you end up being an extra..                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
• You assumed, this semester you would score a distinction but end up in second class with 3 backs..                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
• But if I have to tell you all the real things in a stretch,

1.  Canteen would be your college, 
2. 10, 10:30 and 11 are your alarm timings, 
3. Xerox center is you library,
4. Xerox center person is your information guide,
5. The only thing you take seriously is Flash and Arrow upcoming dates..

This must give you an idea on real-expectation mirage...have a new perspective..c ya

THE EYE IMAGE THEORY

Girls!..ya im speaking about the HOT girls of engineering, looking at whom you would spend your day at college..
      There are different kinds of so called GIRLS
      1)HOT (SENIORS)
      2)MEDIUM HOT (JUNIORS)
      3)not so HOT (CLASSMATES)
     
         Most of the engineering time is spent in scanning, analysing and processing the subject so called "GIRLS".

      This subject appears to have many theories like any other subjects.One of these theories is the "THE EYE IMAGE THEORY"..

      The Theory goes like this "The image with a face, when viewed in any angle appears to be staring back at you".The theory can best be explained by the below image
      Take a good look at it, tilt your screen, tilt your head, go stand at a distance and look again. Ya they are staring at u..
Another example
   
      The same theory applies to girls in Engineering.
      Have you ever checked out a girl and thought she was looking back at you? Well..you were
      wrong..Think again...Be sure next time you are looking at her..
                   I hope by now you have another perspective on this situation..